WHAT IS AURAL MALPRACTICE?

Aural Malpractice is a podcast dedicated to the studies, exploits, observations, and creations of 3 ‘doctors’ who lack moral, ethical, and intellectual consideration for every person, place, and thing of every spectrum, dimension, and plane of existence. They may make statements, accusations, or suggestions that are suspicious, dangerous, or flat-out wrong. They are crude, vulgar, and socially unacceptable in any facet of social interaction and probably shouldn’t be listened to by children, adults, or senior citizens.

Everything said is for entertainment purposes only.  For them. Not you. Whatever you do, do not listen to anything they say.

But, feel free to not contact them at feedback@auralmalpractice.com

 

 

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Periscope Up!

Hang on to your Nascar urine tube because the doctors are back in another desperate effort to treat their mysterious diseases. They discuss soup, tits, unintentional competition, and give even more free promotion for Brick Scotch. It ultimately begs the most important question of the decade: what foods go great with ass? Hopefully nothing too […]

Leprechaun Race Riots

So what’s on your assbib today? We finally fooped out another show, but consider yourself warned: this episode has a lot of splashback. Please be sure to clean around the edges of the bowl when you down this turd. And don’t forget to courtesy flush! In the underground world of Leprechauns, tiled floors, and class […]

The Stupidest Show We’ve Ever Made

The three morons are back, and never before has there been a prouder display of such worldy erudition! At least not since that time you dry-humped a cabbage to the Canadian national anthem while covered in chocolate syrup spelling racial slurs across your nude bottom during your family vacation to Switzerland last year! By the […]

Reconstituted Space Hotsauce

Aural Malpractice is spontaneously brought to you by Shit Towels. A Shit Towel is a towel you shit in to keep the government from stealing your shit. Every citizen of the galaxy should have a modest supply of shit towels in their shit place. Take your shitting experience to the next level by keeping the […]

Jiizzzz Wizarrrrd!!!!

This episode’s dickscussion opens up with some minor protocol violations and paranoid talk of sexually pleasing cats. Dr. Tom is an idiot. Please don’t judge your cat; it doesn’t have the same access to opposable thumbs and Astroglide. Then, showing an uprecedented amount of maturity, Dr. Chris dials back his opinions on meticulous cannibals after […]

Testicular Iodine Injections

Whoever thought it was a good idea to put these three in contact should be tied up, beaten, and hurled into the nearby Quantapoosit river. This episode’s intelligent and valuable discussion is birthed feet-first when Dr. Josh demonstrated his otherworldly knowledge of reptilian grifters, alien parasites, and television preachers. They are all pretty much the […]

Listener Questions and Other BS

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